TIL: Your immigrant landlords love all that America in your yard more than your native born American neighbors do.

Your landlords are saints, David. These have got to be the most chill people I’ve heard of.

Actually I’m well over my quota for the week, but I figured this would be a fun little post for the weekend. Sorry you had to suffer through it.

Because it’s relevant to see what Russian media says about the strike (propaganda or not). It certainly doesn’t read like an endorsement to me.

More like Pfffttt Auto.

Nice April Fool’s Joke, Jalopnik.

You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I’m very curious as to what you define as “clean.” Visibly clean? Free of germs? Free of dirt?

So fair.

Not difficult, just unnecessary.

I was hoping that today would be a 100% crack pipe vote, but I guess some people are trolling or just crazy.

I would say electrical failure will make things far worse than no speedo in a new Tesla.

Wait, you managed to tie “pyramid schemes” and “male privilege” together?

Sure, but clowns drive all sorts of cars. That guy’s just a jackass! Sorry for your misfortune.

Girl don’t go away mad, just go away.

I’m sorry high school went poorly for you, but you really don’t need to take it out on a website.

Source?

How about repeal and replace the GOP? Every last one of them.

I wonder what he’s been up to these days. I know he did a stint in prison a few years ago.

I wonder what he’s been up to these days. I know he did a stint in prison a few years ago.