Woah, you lay down the scene like a back-alley dance dealer.

Ellie, reply with a cat emoji if you are being held hostage at the DNC.

That’s how the interwebs saved that other girl, isn’t it?

Crowds leaving Cars and Coffee in his area be like:

Autopilot doesn’t work at residential speeds at all So limiting it to below 45 basically means ditching it entirely. It should be easy for it to not allow autopilot above the speed limit posted though and I see no reason to enable hands-free above the speed limit anyways.

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!

Also they probably replaced the control modules with heavily nannies versions once they realized the owners would be more used to Hondas ;)

I am worried about this line in the article. I am convinced that someone dumb enough to play this (or any) game while driving may misinterpret these instructions and yank the parking brake while on the highway at speed and a pidgey shows up... I do not think that would be any safer.

Ok, now I’m invested in finding out what happens. Does the car honk “The Cucarracha”? Does the engine start and rev menacingly while the high beams come on? Does it permanently set the radio to AM Talk radio?

The only thing I can think of that would be legitimate would be windshield washer fluid being pumped, which…

This! If you are “Training” you are fighting a Gym owned by your own team and you only get 1 pokemon to beat all those in the gym. If you are fighting a gym held by another color you get 6 pokemon to take with you and when each dies the next jumps in to tag-team.

Some people do track them using the lower-right menu, especially if in areas outside the city. These poor rural kids have it hard, they have to work for their Pokemon

Doesn't look like there'd be many spawn points out there but you never know...

Or he is a highly educated person for which English isn’t the first language. He earned the dough to buy a Tesla somewhere...

Check out pokelocate.xyz, it currently only supports Toronto, Canada but is the best of both worlds, uses the API and allows filtering. They’re working to expand coverage so.. maybe it’ll head South!

Or he was doing his job and had an idea about reporting on whatever Pokemon might happen to appear in the briefing room, possibly even with a live-captured AR photo to accompany it.

Full disclosure: GraveRobber is currently boat shopping ;)

You are confusing Nazis for the Spanish Inquisition methinks :D

Try begging at the American Embassy. Worst case you get practice for post-brexit UK everyday life ;)

We had to get our whole team to the laser tag arena somehow after two other cars were broken down. I wouldn’t recommend it or necessarily do it again, but it was an experience.

That must’ve still been tight in an MGB, it was significantly harder getting people out of the Chevette than into it ;)

So the guy is using “gender power dynamics” but that lady trying to wrestle it away by any means necessary is what... same-gender power dynamics? That lady was waaaay more aggressive than the man, even if he was physically bigger.

Everyone is entitled to their personal space and to be free of assault from anyone else,…

No, I believe he was implying you can move somewhere else before the US implodes