For only 50K it would clearly never pass the minimum budget levels for inter-planetary travel ;) Transport from Russia to China would be affordable though!

You forgot one:

We all read *your* explanation :)

correct. See that 1LE there?

The words, they are not coming out of your mouth at all!

Yes, and that works fine as long as it isn’t a car someone would actually want to steal.

THIS...

“You don’t have to worry about that gasoline, it’s liquid!”

Ahh, the club. A wonderful anti-theft device unless the criminal realizes that it is rally easy to saw through the steering wheel to remove it...

have you tried spraying bitter apple or putting diluted vinegar on the plants? I used bitter apple sprayed on the plants for about 6 months and broke my cat’s habit.

have you tried spraying bitter apple or putting diluted vinegar on the plants? I used bitter apple sprayed on the…

Do you really think that thing is going to stay on the shelf and not be knocked to the ground within 30 minutes by my asshole cat?

Hahaha!

Do you really think that thing is going to stay on the shelf and not be knocked to the ground within 30 minutes by…

There is a part of the story missing.

How do you know this is a next-gen Volkswagen disguised as a Kia and not a next-gen Kia?

I took all sorts of pictures and didn't have a problem. If your main focus is them, yes they will expect something but otherwise you should be fine.

Or you can... not engage them and say “not interested” if they try to engage you... It was really really easy to not have them bug me, people are just making a lot more out of it than it is. They’ll harass you if you engage them/take a picture but otherwise it really wasn’t that hard to ignore/avoid them.

This is a pretty weak reason. Tip hustlers don’t actively pursue you and if you don’t want to engage them a simple “not interested” was all it ever took me. Now if you take a photograph and then don’t tip that’s another story, but since you “don’t want to deal with them” that shouldn’t be a problem at all. Not to…

I thought they were called Alphabet now?

Or, you know...

I would leave my wife for Maddie (ok, probably not but maybe that tip should be tested :P) but seriously? Worst case Hulk ain’t gonna shut Gawker down, he’s gonna take it over, which might just be an improvement!

A 2$ sponge with a scrubby/scouring pad side would clean that slow cooker. Magic eraser is a ripoff.

I agree on the metal cleaning though :)

While I agree with the general implication of your statement, I must disagree. There have been some key points in my life where, despite being able to communicate only using grunts and moans I have asked for and had 100% consensual sexy times.

That said, I probably would have been better off if it hadn’t been…

Geese, stop panicking. Hulk will simply take Gawker and all the sites as payment in full then flex, rip their shirts off and make them awesome.