The real question is why does American McDonalds BBQ sauce taste like fart-infused vinegar while Canadian McDonalds BBQ sauce tastes like heaven.

You broke it. You bought it, sorry no returns.

I never get that reaction when I flash my 10th beer free TGIFridays card :(

I read this twice, then gave up.

Why not?

Synopsis: Someone you went to high school with who has probably not succeeded in their aspirations went looking for old classmates who they could use to bump their self-esteem. Googled your name, saw you had met with some success in your field, and licked their lips at the opportunity to put you down in order to…

You might want to specify that this is not good in Canada. I was able to buy the unlimited for 5$ but then they told me Canada isn’t good enough for unlimited, refunded me and gave me 100gb free for a year. Not bad customer service but I really wanted the unlimited.

You might want to specify that this is not good in Canada. I was able to buy the unlimited for 5$ but then they told…

Dude, he agrees with you. Or do you believe “never would a cop use sarcasm, never gonna happen...”?

You obviously have never heard of a cop using sarcasm... Darn man it was blatantly obvious.

I’m more concerned when people don’t need to get drunk before going on HSN.

He clearly has a great sense of humor. I’m a little worried that winning the internet then saying she won the internet may cause a singularity though.

Do you actually read articles?