One time my family roasted a bunch of Cornish hens instead of turkey and it was amazing. Festive twist on the original, and makes you think hard about the amount of effort you spend trying to make a turkey taste as good as everything else on the table. Although I should say this was a smaller affair free of judgment…

Maybe if the broccoli is cut small enough to have the crunch without being overwhelming— and you have enough flaked bacon and parm to distract you. A good broccoli salad is basically a salad on a technicality.

You know what, I was going to edit this because I don’t want to be bitchy. So I’ll just make an addition. I want to clear this up by saying that, my main issue as a frequent Jez and Root user and one of the (now many) PoC who contribute to the Jez community, I’m not here for the constant characterization of Jez…

It looks like you have a strong opinion on my opinion of some random blog post (which you didn’t need to namedrop and relink, I read it the first time). Look at us sharing opinions on the internet! Go us!

I addressed the mediocrity of that post, point-by-point, using a list separated by semicolons as is conventional in written English (by the way, there’s more than one— take all the time you need to count them!). Just because you disagree with it doesn’t make it unclear.

No girl, you missed the latest tea: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2744857-simone-biles-supports-aly-raisman-after-apparent-criticism-from-gabby-douglas

Cool clapback. I guess I have to throw the whole account away because my syntax is not up to your exacting standards. Shoulda done bulletpoints. *roll eyes*

I guess me being a PoC pointing out the FACT (which doesn’t matter, apparently) that the Jezebel commentariat is not the caricature you make it out to be, which you could have figured out by reading the comments yourself, is #notalljezebel. Honey, this comment edit really wasn’t worth it.

When in doubt, implode and call a PoC “Becky” because that makes you “win.” You have a wonderful day honey.

See, what I’m not going to do is go down a road of arguing with someone who pulls out screenshots of decontextualized comments, as if they are representative of the majority of Jezebel’s readers; or their hyper-anti-Jezebel, poorly written, 6 year old miniblog post du jour (and there are, oh, so many of them); or…

no clue, but the point is, it’s a perfect visual representation of lena dunham commodifying feminism for personal gain.

Honey. Reading is fundamental. I am talking about the commentariat, which is what the original comment I am replying to referred to (“thousands of comments from Jezebel.”)

It is kinda weird that you pick Jezebel to make this point, because Dunham is public enemy #1 over there. Literally nobody has bought into her bullshit for like five years.

On the other hand, it’s only words on twitter (so far as I know in Lena Dunham’s case, anyway). A strong verbal disagreement and mocking for a really dumb post by a celebrity who tweets to be heard, is about right to me.

the price tag just makes this portrayal of rich white feminism just *chef’s kisses* perfect

Whenever a comment like this comes up, I feel the need to shout from the rooftops that the man in the relationship is never some sort of long-suffering prize. Jack Antonoff is at least partly cut from the same overprivileged, self-absorbed modcloth. No sympathy for him.

For the sake of argument, if you really were invested in “Cthulhuism” then it’s not a matter of “want” or “working out well.” To someone who really believes, it’s simply a thing that’s going to happen, and the best you can do is gird your loins and maybe minimize the pain and suffering at the end. There are actually…

No, I swear it was a regular aired segment that they posted on their youtube channel, you know how they post little chunks of the celeb’s regular interviews? It was a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment, not a bit, like something that was caught inconveniently and probably should have been edited out.

One time I saw this clip of Conan O’Brien motioning angrily for Andy Richter to laugh. I swear it exists in the middle of segment, and I’m annoyed that I can’t find it.

Hmmm. As a gay man myself, I can assure you that groping someone who was passed out, or lying on top of a 14 year old, was never a valid outlet of oppressed gay sexuality even in the 80s.