my mind refuses to understand

I know, right? They're much better when they're new.

you are just trolling or you didn't watch the video. Either way, I'm warming up the banhammer.

Ah. I see your problem. She isn't being viewed as sickly because she's pale. She's being viewed as sickly because she's a ginger.

This might be the biggest first world problem I've even seen.

So you're saying I need to buy a dozen boxes of ice cream sandwiches?

its gonna be great

Well I'd want to see a modern, more scientific study (more than just Kansas City) before making any real judgments, but it doesn't really surprise me. I barely see the police as it (outside of speed traps), so increasing or decreasing would be easy to miss. I'm not a criminal, though, so those results may be…

They should just mocap her for Unity. Problem solved.

"YER THE DEVIL, 'ARRY!"

Exactly! The economy is doing so well that I bet these people could find 2 or 3 well paying jobs in a couple of days. It's not like unemployment is super high right now or anything.

No one forces anyone to work. However, there are these things called bills, that actually do require people to work in order to be paid with this stuff called money, you know, so they can pay those bills in order to do basic things, like, live.

Wait... Basement Jaxx is still around?

I think dolphins singing the Imperial March is a pretty fair trade honestly.

The easiest way i had of explaining separable prefix verbs

Fuck Comcast.

it depends on who shoots first

i know it is part of his intended mystique he is building, but i have this view of Elon as being a "good guy" that is legitimately trying to benefit humanity.

Hummer + Tumbler = Humbler