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Why not? Shit in real life the DoD spent billions mucking around with new uniforms, new kevlar helmets, new body armor, new vehicles, new rifles; none of which ever saw active deployment, and that's just in the past 10 years and without a "wartime" economy. You don't think a fictional interstellar empire couldn't do

I'm sure it could be shoehorned in somehow.

"around the corner"

Ah, but who checks the computer to see if the human-checking is correct?

I came to this story from a link on facebook. Probably wouldn't have found it otherwise. That's why.

~ player.setav carryweight 100000

I've got the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy... that made me laugh out loud.

I would buy one of those cloth bags that they probably sell in the grocery store and put it in my backpack. Before I went into the store, I would take out the bag and put my back back in it and carry it around. They don't have a problem with big open bags, then they should't have a problem with you carrying one.

SOOOO many, but here's two:

I just...WHAT? Someone actually removed another person's food so they could sit there? What is going on in that person's head? Do they literally think they own the world? I am so appalled at this.

I would charge him $30 for being such a dipshit.

Since when is 6'1" short? I get that you may be taller... but that doesn't make 6'1" short. Now if it was designed to accommodate a user from 5'-5'4" I would agree... because that's short.

He was a great character.

why would I run my finger across his neck?

It's been said a lot but still must be repeated:

For the 800th time that day, Corporal Dawson thanked Thor that she didn't have to carry all that crap around anymore.

I intend to be 3D - printed.

wow. worst ever "our tax dollars at work!" rant. And I mean literally the worst.

You may have invented a new level of... whatever you have just invented. *rolls eyes*.