Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

That sexy background music... the corn rotisserie, that sweet sweet butter brush.... I’m so hor...hungry. I’m hungry.

yea the notification window is fucking horrendous now.

You forgot the part where they took all the functionality out of the notifications window by mashing everything into on big list. Why would they do this!?

Wyoming is beautiful, especially when compared to the over-sized roach motel that is New York. Throw in the smug, “worship me because I live in this shitty city” New Yorkers and anything in Wyoming would be a steal.