Cincinnati fans already throw hats on the field every time Joey Votto draws 3 walks in a game.

“Torontonians clearly miss hockey season.”

Rule 10.12(a)(1) Comment: Slow handling of the ball that does not involve mechanical misplay shall not be construed as an error.

Are you kidding? Friend C thought Jane was drugged out of her mind and ditched her, leaving her alone for a random stranger driving a cab to deal with. This is a hero?!?

“DeShields singled to right, Wilson to third, Alberto to second, Wilson and DeShields and Alberto scored on error by right fielder Bautista”

Deadspin are more of a soccer blog than baseball

She’s gone through several lawyers. That’s usually an indication that her claim is tough to validate and/or settlement is unlikely.

Wait so her roommate basically walked in on the rape, was almost assaulted herself and instead of calling the cops, she just locked the door to her room and went to sleep? That’s terrifying.

Is there any particular reason to include the parts where she was worried about being bad in bed or where she didn’t know how to masturbate? Is it a tactic to make us feel sorry for her? Like if she was really worldly then a rape would be no big deal, but because she was a prude a gang rape is much worse? If that’s…

How about just benching the players until they stop being fuck ups?

Wrong analogy. I assume you don’t clear your own tables and wash the dishes when there’s a busboy or a dishwasher. The people who clean the stadium are the same as the busboy. No one ever said to intentionally make a mess, just leave the paper wrappings or cups beneath the seat. That hardly makes me a dick.

You forgot one:

I hate to say this, but I hate poor reading comprehension and feel compelled to correct it sometimes. Bloody Sock Curt wasn’t comparing Muslims to Nazis, he was comparing Muslims to Germans.

The black people one has more validity than the apologist attitude of deadspin. Deadspin believes that blacks are victims of the rich, white oppressor and shouldn’t have any personal responsibility.

Swing and a miss at comedy. But I get it Schilling has different points of view on politics then me so he is the worst. Love the gawker minds at work.

Not going to lie...a couple of these I actually agree with.