I just got the game today. Ask me again in a week or so.

Kids are only as dumb as their parents. Unfortunately, most parents are dumb... So yeah, I guess technically you’re right.

Fun fact, the video game of Finding Nemo actually has a level where you have to survive the waste processing.

I agree in principal, but you lost some of my enthusiasm with a “But what happens next will amaze you” entry.

I’d actually kind of like to see what the actors look like in the booth vs. how the characters mouth’s move when they’re talking, just to see how it well (or not) it matches up.

I admire the work they put in, but I’d be lying if I said it didn’t feel a little off to me. Guess it just takes some getting used to.

So they took “Original character, do not steal!” and made a game out of it. Interesting... Is it weird that “Fox” is excluded as an option?

You forgot the best part about Portal 2. J.K. Simmons.

This is more sadistic than anything anyone has ever done to NPCs in GTA.

Well, maybe the Patriots will get hit by the Madden Curse.

Honestly, I’m surprised it took this long.

Nice. Actually, though, lately I’ve been watching Puyo Puyo speedruns (or Kirby’s Avalanche/Robotnik’s Mean Bean Machine, as some might recognize them). Equally hypnotizing.

I feel like if the same technique isn’t theoretically possible to all players of a game with the same hardware (that is to say, with a ‘normal’ functioning controller), then it shouldn’t be used anyway. That just seems weird to me.

I respectfully disagree that the start of this game is great. I don’t mind a story taking its time to get going, but the early arcs of this game really seemed to drag to me. I didn’t care about many of the characters. Once I got to the second island, I started enjoying the game a lot more.

And Robotnik’s Mean Bean Machine. There sure were a lot of Puyo reskins, huh?

I like the Vulpix one.

...How come I’ve never seen someone make this joke before?

Has it really only been a month? I sure have a horrible sense of timelining releases and stuff.

Had trouble articulating what I wanted to say, but this was about the gist of it.

I can still do the Scott Pilgrim one. I still have it.