That lady’s hat is amazing.

Fake vents. Fake exhausts. Fake noises. Farting between shifts. Fake pops and bangs. Those stupid indicators that Audi brought to us because reasons.

A “bunch” of water?

I’ll wait patiently for my safety label to be recalled due to not having a Lamborghini Centenario attached to it.

He didn’t die you fool, he runs Faraday Future now.

Dug out a few more:

(Not my photo) This car stood here for years, Belgravia in London.

Is this that bunch of dipshits in their yard again? Can’t be arsed watching their shit anymore. I think my balls dropped recently.

Just take the fucking star already.

Tractor pulling is quite big in Holland too. Some of the powertrains these things have is absolutely mental. 6 helicopter engines? Sure, why not. 6 blown LS engines? Of course. Three different kinds of engine? You bet. As a kid I used to marvel at the sheer pointlessness and spectacle of it all. I don’t even wanna…

Today I starred my first Rude Negro post. Is it all downhill from here?

Yeah they were bloody hilarious. The Dutch (I am Dutch) came up with all sorts of crazy races. Caravan racing was hilarious as well. These guys used to get so battered during a race it was unreal. Broken bones were almost trophies to these drivers.

Enjoy :)

Me. I wear them. To car shows. I put one on, walk around long enough to be the “dumbass wearing the stupid Ford hat” and then suddenly BAM, I swap to the Chevy hat. People lose their shit.

Fuck me you Muricans get stiffed royally for anything motoring related over there. For comparison:

I think you guys should just rename Jalopnik to “Jeeps and sometimes other cars” and be done with it.

What kind of bullshit do they say about a cov…coviolent bond in this school?

Fortnine isn’t a vlogger, he reviews products that he and his team sell. Pretty huge in Canada apparently.

Love the steering wheel cut outs.

What a shed. CP all day long.