EXTRY EXTRY READ ALL ABOUT IT: ACTOR HAS READ BOOK THAT INTOLERANT BLOGGER DOESNT APPROVE OF! DIFFERING OPINIONS THREATEN MILLENNIAL BUBBLE OF ANTI-MALE UTOPIAN SAFE SPACE! EXTRY EXTRY!

Javol! Zeig Heil Mein Hillary Furer! She will lead us all into forced homosexuality, forced immasculation, and most of all forced Islam! And if you don’t agree with being forced into these things, you’re a bigot! Also if you aren’t any of these things already, you should be ashamed of your livelihood!

Listen up:

You only need to do that if you’re eating that floppy crap they make in New York.

Being one of the lucky ones who pre-ordered/pre-purchased the film and had access to its digital copy release due to it being accidentally released through flixster, I must say the director’s cut is far and away THE version of the film to see.

He wants to take her to a Wyndham resort, so badly. I mean, he’s got the points, he might as well use them.

A true superhero.

Can you show me on this doll where Smallville touched you?

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Praise be, Lord Darwin and His good works.

I’m with the cops on this one. The airport should be a controlled environment. If you want to be on a hover board. Do it outside.