I would love to see a band follow him around and every time he does something stupid, they start playing this.

“Yeah, no way a team can win a championship with 3 white guys.”

I dunno, for “Bruce Harper”, that could be a pretty good deal.

Steven Malkmus and the Knicks.

you leave billy joel out of this

So witches float and wizards sink?

Fairytale of New York is the only Christmas song you need.

I am going to make it, or die trying.

We need a running MST3K commentary for this whole election!

In the immortal words of Crow T. Robot: “Mmm...good, white, hearty white white bread for white, white people.”

Ironically, “hey we’re both broke and everyone totally expects us to end up together anyway,” is also how I proposed to Mrs. Sidebar a few years after we graduated college.

So you’re saying Weiner was involved some kind of Deepthroat activity?

Well to be fair the first humans to inhabit the earth 6,000 years ago seemed to get along with the dinosaurs just fine.

The walrus was Paul, but he was also Saul, so the math still works.

Trump can’t grow a beard

(I got better.)

“Build a bridge out of him!”