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In the off-chance you aren’t trolling, watch wrestling for one hour.

Of course they’re scripted. But that doesn’t mean they’re not physical. WWE wrestlers throw each other around 300 nights a year. You don’t do that without some wear and tear.

You're wrong. It's all real. Thankfully, though, Sgt Slaughter regained his love for America and is no longer on Iraqi sympathizer.

So’s the NFL, but that seems pretty popular, concussions and all.

Outcomes and moves are basically scripted and choreographed but not everything always goes as planned. Falling off the top of a ladder or going through a table, even one weakened to dull the impact still hurts.

It’s scripted, but it’s not pain-free. Taking powerbombs and suplexes 300 times a year on top of the travel and no “offseason” fucks you up real good. There’s a reason painkiller addiction has always been rampant in the industry.

They beat the snot out of each other and throw themselves at the ground five nights a week. Just because the outcome is predetermined doesn’t detract from the damage they do to their bodies or the skill it takes to do it well.

Well, I moved to Metropolis, but then it got leveled by space aliens. So then I moved to Keystone City, and then it sunk under the ocean. So then I moved to Coast City, and it got nuked to ashes. So then I said screw it, moved to rural Kansas to this no-nothing town called Smallville.

No I heard Kevin Conroy’s voice.

I got to say with some of the redubs for Kai you can really tell the differences between the acting performances. Both of the actors (Sabat especially) has nailed the voices, they’re old pro’s by this point and anything that was a little off early on has been corrected. Honestly I stopped watching Dragon Ball Super as

exact same thought

that outfit tho! i know it’s been a while, but i could have sworn mib was a cool movie at the time...

1. The managers...the MANAGERS...tipped themselves? But no, how, what?

Oh, lo’dy lo’d, do what he say! He desp’it!

I don’t let it go to my head. I put my shirt on one leg at a time just like everyone else.

“I believe he said the deliver driver is a-near.”

Cheeseburger lady needs to be fired into the sun. Doesn’t matter how many degrees you have, she proves you can still be a complete idiot.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.