Shots fired!

Square hasn't given a crap about story in Final Fantasy games since VII was a massive hit and it didn't need no stinkin' story.

As a sexist pig who likes JRPGs I fully expect a half-clothed female protagonist with a voice that makes her sound like she's 12 to be a part of the crew that I can finish the game with! Chop chop, Squeenix!

Yeah, what the hell are they supposed to be doing anyways? "Damn, look at those ugly ass things! Let's get out of our sweet ride and go kill some of them with our laser swords for sport!" Effin douchebags!

Come on. It's 10 years. They must have started and abandoned at least 3 projects now that were originally going to become FFXV. Now that you have all these jerkwads saying that JRPGs will rise or fall based on FFXV's success, it'll probably be more like 2018 when the damn thing comes out. By then, you'll be saving up…

Yeah, it sold a bajillion copies and the non-American gaming Press bestowed about a billion awards on it. Squeenix won't make that mistake again*!

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite comment on the Citadel.

Yeah, because Nintendo is totally a one-hit wonder game developer that got acquired without any of the talent that actually made it successful. Sick burn, Bro.

It's a shitty brand. How many "8-bit pickaxes" are kids gonna buy? You really think they'll sell 2.5 billion dollars worth?

Spoiler alert: Microsoft isn't being run by smart people, these days.

They already gutted it when they didn't make Notch and the core developers part of the package.

Most of us will only make a million in our life time,

MS is trying to buy popularity.

Yeah, because Notch's mad Infiniminer copy-and-paste skills will totally fly in a real game development house.

Yeah, because Microsoft basically making nothing after spending 2.5 billion dollars would be a super smart business decision.

Well, corporations don't have the rights to buy and sell people just yet.

It's funny because it's true.

"I have 3 Facebooks! Plus like a dozen Gawker burners!"

No Fu Manchu, No Sale.

The only people who will eat this just lost at dodgeball.