Get over it. Our Saudi Arabian allies probably beheaded a dozen people yesterday while taking the occasional break to stone some women to death for adultery. The world sucks and people are bastards.

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Joe Lieberman was right about video games and it's good to see some of you nerds coming around to the realization that video games cause and reinforce bad behavior. You were wrong, all this time, and moderate centrists like me were right. Considering how we were right, you should now defer to our superior judgment and…

The war has always been between Syria and ISIS, because while the "good rebels" have always been good at taking free money and selling free weapons on the black market and keeping the money, it was ISIS and similar groups who have been doing all the actual fighting against Assad.

We should reserve judgment on the police officer that shot that gang-sign throwing thug! I saw a picture on the news, and that fellow looked like he was nothing but a troublemaker!

You're right. As a moderate centrist, I think that if people would just show a bit more respect for the police, there would be far fewer young black men getting shot. It's really the least those young black men should do, since the police work tirelessly every day to make their communities safe!

As a moderate centrist, I believe that the leaders of the peaceful protest should use whatever time they have in front of the mass media to denounce the looters and call for peace and calm while the police conduct their internal investigation!

I think the best course of action is to not get too angry about what radical political activists say on the internet or what laws they pass once they gain political power.

Your audition to determine if I accept you as a quality commenter begins now. Go!

I think that the solution is voting for political candidates that will allow for the implementation of some conservative and some liberal ideas, so long as they don't go too far, one way or the other!

Does Barack Obama represent the white people? In any case, I'd like to shake his hand because he's doing his best during a turbulent time in our nation's history!

Who represents the white people? Because I'd like to shake their hand. I always enjoy meeting the famous.

I think you should give to the United Way! Ask your employer if they would be interested in making a matching contribution!

I propose incremental reforms!

It seems like a difficult problem to solve!

I don't like it. I don't like it, one bit.