Also I’m not sure Trump could physically fit in this airplane. 

Jackie Kennedy had good taste. Saying Air Force One is a “Jackie Kennedy color”is not an insult. In fact it’s undestatedly iconic. Since Jackie Kennedy oversaw the remodeling of the White House can we expect Trump to remake it in his own tasteless gaudy image? Every time I’ve heard Trump wants to remodel something I…

Yeah, I’m SUPER stoked my tax dollars are being used for this bullshit.

“...It’s gonna be white, blue, and red, which I think is appropriate...since those are the colors of our new parent nation!”

“the 32-year-old did have some moments in this much-anticipated match”

In tennis if an opponent is having trouble with footwork, I would recommend hitting it from side to side making him run. But in reality, the only place Djokovic needed to hit the ball to win this match was inside the lines.

That award ceremony became unintentionally hilarious the moment Putin decided to insert himself in to. Not just to stand there, looking like human expression is a foreign concept to him, but when he decided to also start to give out the medals. Except the head of FIA who is standing in front of the line is already…

Still better than Darksaber and his Dune books.

I hope Djokovic rubbed it in during the handshake at the net by telling him that the Jedi Academy trilogy was flaming fucking garbage.

I’d like to see her get 25 so the bigot Margaret Court can fuck off

They both did well. I just need Serena to get to 25 so we can move on.

the general reason to increase female presence and make it easier for men to find women to hook up with

Yeah weird how a guy starting a shoving match in an elevator doesn’t have the raw trained tactical instincts of a Kinja commenter

Hey, lay off. The whole concept of “defending” is still foreign to Devin Booker.

Brawling in an elevator actually counts as a doctoral thesis at ASU.

See also: IHOP. They let kids eat free some nights, which is obviously discrimination against me, an adult.

As long as there are men who repulse women, the MRA movement will remain strong. Which is to say, it's basically structural at this point  

You know what they should look into - veterans’ benefits and pricing. Everywhere I go its, 10%, 15% off products and services for veterans. Heck, the injured ones even get a break on their property taxes! Some businesses flat out promote this imbalanced fee system right out in public. I for one am pretty sick and…

“Now that Labron James got his ass beat and handed to him by the Celtics” it’s cool Simmons writes in sometimes 

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