I think the world is currently at full level with Slovenian women with messaging problems.

The Dallas Mavericks are reportedly going to fall ass-backwards into a mouthwatering European prospect

I felt bad for Messi too, his countrymen are just fucking irrational beyond belief. The fact that he’s constantly “ninguneado” vis-a-vis a junkie fuck-up like Maradona blows my mind.

Like a country of 300 million getting punted by a country of less than 5, from qualifying.

Glad Rakitić got that goal. Only minutes earlier, one of these frauds intentionally kicked him in the face when he was on the ground.

they need to hide some Germans on their team

I guess it could...

Don’t!

Even Kim in the background has a look that says, what the fuck is he doing!

Exactamundo, my friend. That’s why he didn’t think he needed to prepare for the NK meeting or for any meeting. He doesn’t need to know anything because he just acts the way he thinks a “strong” leader would act. Though why he thinks strong leaders make up silly names for other people still confuses me. And why…

It legitimately makes me sad when I overhear someone at my school saying how hot he is.

“This is sad because it’s obviously the disjointed ranting of someone Chris doesn’t know who has mental health issues.”

I think Rudy’s living his best life.

Remember when we had a president who could actually read?

Right? Even Kim is like “What the fuck is this idiot doing? Don’t salute him!”

Kim’s O Face. As in OMFG.

Kim’s O Face. As in OMFG.

I feel like all of this is leading somewhere really bad. This presidency feels ominous in a way I have never experienced. Not to be hyperbolic, but I wonder if this is how western Europe felt in the 1930's. Shit is getting crazy at every angle. The US is catering to dictators, setting up “camps” for asylum and refugee…

Remember when Obama nodded to the chinese president and Fox was all “OMFG OBAMA IS KOWTOWING TO FOREIGN DESPOTS!”

And yet...