I specified that I was taking about “megastars” so that takes Embiid out. And I don’t think Kevin Durant or Steph Curry are as charismatic as LeBron.

Because they are set to be one of the best teams in the NBA for the next several years.

Sixers need to maximize the value of Embiid and Simmons for when they trade them for future assets.

That is EXACTLY the slide the rule is supposed to get rid of. I mean, when they showed video of what was going to be made illegal they must have had a time machine because I’m pretty sure that one was shown.

So long as no one calls it a donnybrook I’m neutral.

Jeff Banister can shut up about this one. That slide would have started a fight in 1988 as quick as 2018. That was filthy.

Also fuck charges.

Bay Area sports fans are the most shameless frontrunners on the planet.

Given the level of incompetence here, I’m surprised they didn’t retroactively call defensive three seconds on LeBron because he was standing there for so long in the slow motion replay.

Look, I live in the Bay Area, and all I know is that, this morning, there are people in my office somehow claiming that Lebron James is not really that good and that the refs were helping keep the Cavs in the game.

Where’s Ron Artest when you need him? I like the commenter who said JR should make up for his mistake by spending the opening minutes of the next game taking out two Warriors and getting himself suspended. 

When Curry and Klay were jawwing at LeBron at the end of the game, I just looked at the size difference. Everyone should be really happy LeBron is cool-headed and not something like Rasheed-level good/insane. If he was Rodman-level insane, he would be out of the league by now for nearly murdering someone.

How can you bring a life into a world inhabited by JR Smith?

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

As a Cavs fan, I needed to vomit, but my pregnant wife was too busy vomiting in our toilet so I had to vomit in the sink.

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

I am shocked that J.R. was spaced out on a play. Shocked.

Man, so LeBron is going to have to put of 50+ a night to keep this series competitive, and even then they might not win one.

Iron Man (LeBron) almost had Thanos’s glove off, and Star Lord (J.R.) had to come in and screw it all up. The following massacre is all his fault.

The 2018 Cavs in a nutshell