Sooooooo...does noone else find the part where Porter is a TWICE-divorced Mormon to be a pretty big clue that something is seriously wrong with him? My understanding is that Mormons don’t divorce, and to divorce twice before the age of forty....seems like a thing.

Trump: Porter did a very good job when he was in the White House and we hope he has a wonderful career.

I’ve been trolling the right wing sites this afternoon, and what’s mildly amazing (but shouldn’t be) is how the narrative that this is a fake news witch hunt has begun taking hold. People are legit arguing that Porter’s exes are all lying.

“But Jesus, why are there only one set of footprints in the hardest times in my life?”

Hello mother. Last time I checked, the games are in SK.

I’m going to laugh my ass off in 2019 when the Lakers use this cap space on, like, Carmello Anthony and Eric Bledsoe.

Kyrie Iriving’s laughter could be heard echoing off the great ice walls at the edge of all things.

But half-competent strategists don’t charge as much money as fully incompetent ones do, so Democrats will never hire them.

But was the National Anthem playing when he stood?

This is the dumbest thing I’ve read today

Did Bettis get three yards on that carry? Which I believe is one more than his career average.

But then Peter King wouldn’t be able to high road us all the time :)

I want to turn Ray Lewis canton speech into a drinking game. Ray says“Jesus” drink. “God” drink. “Fake Crying” drink. Every time Ray crowbars an “I” statement, Drink. If he ascends to heaven on a beam of light, Chug.

I hope Ray brings two suits to the ceremony.

I’m not sure you have a grasp on what Ray’s faults actually are.

I also hope that I am well thought of in my home town even after I help murder someone and destroy evidence. For all my faults- like that time I helped murder someone and destroy evidence- I feel like I have contributed a lot of positive speeches and tackles.

Jerry Kramer getting in, rights the HOF’s biggest wrong.

I should not be laughing at your incredibly witty and succinct assessment of the situation. Everything about this story is so so wrong. I assume there will be a whole bunch of suddenly available seats as some ticket holders weigh the risk and decide going to the Superbowl is a risk they can not take. ICE is straight…

The acronym so nice, it deports you twice.

You mean, caring about black Americans? Black children? Black women? Yeah I agree.