The leopards are coming for all your faces, assholes.

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

Yeah, we can have people reckless treating people. What if his patients are on Medicaid?

Don’t know about you folks, but I feel safer with this menace off the streets.

It’s the matchup that Trump’s America deserves.

Pats vs Eagles again. Couldn’t have happened to nicer fan bases.

there’s no way someone actually considers children brought here by their parents as an invading force, right?

You know, I love to drink, and I like to cheer on my team with a decent buzz. I don’t understand how people can get so liquored up hours before the big game. What’s the point?

Hold my Natty Boh

Think of the skeeziest bar you’ve ever been to, with a staff who caters to the worst crowd imaginable, that my friends is what it’s like to go to an NFL game in 2018.

The worst city in the country. There isn’t even a close second.

Eagles Fans: Destroying Stereotypes Since Never.

Are you sure that shitposting is not its job? It might be payed in rubles.

The problem with his shtick is there are too many people who actually think this way.

Also, his extensive posting high lights the view of someone with a a lot of free time, so he can either be a kid or an adult who just found Kinja.

TeamAmerica is a satire account, right? I mean, there’s no way someone actually considers children brought here by their parents as an invading force, right?

Maggie Haberman’s mother runs Trump’s PR firm. So much for objectivity from the Great Grey Lady.

The nyt can go fuck themselves.

Look out for qualifier Gaspard-Gustave de Coriolis in this year’s tournament, I hear he’s a force to be reckoned with.

Ha ha very original joke.

You have to hold your phone upside down in the northern hemisphere.