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DicksOutForCovfefe
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I understand that there was a time when it was obligatory to write about NY and LA teams because they were “major media markets”. Then the internet happened. There are lots of fun, interesting teams and multiple players who are transcendent talents. This is best the NBA has ever been. No one gives a rat’s ass about

Here is Heisman voting the year Henry won, which in no way suggests sportswriters are idiots. Put me behind Bama’s O-line and I’ll get you 1,500 yards and 20 TDs. 

Your sources are reputable. Your data is compelling. Your reasoning is ironclad. I see no way to dispute your assertion. Well played.

Well, based on that voluminous evidence, it seems we have a slam-dunk verdict. 

There are Jags fans, Bucs fans and Pats fans, but I’ll always be a Tits fan. 

I can’t wait for this film to come out so we can finally stop talking about it and the rest of the Marvel universe. As the Honest Trailers guys pointed out, if there was an award for MOST MOVIE, Infinity War would win.

Coupla things:
1) It’s not an action movie. I realize movie reviewers feel required to stuff things into boxes, but it’s not an action movie. Cosmatos said he wanted to make a movie that looks like a heavy metal album cover. He succeeded. Just go with that.
2) This is being hailed as Cage’s big comeback, but anyone

I read an article today about how Kawhi is establishing himself as a legitimate MVP candidate. The media hive mind believes the clear frontrunner is Giannis. I’ve even read thinkpieces along of the lines of “Is Kevin Durant the world’s best player now?” (Note: LULZ.)

Then the playoffs will start and LeBron will blast

I thought this was bullshit, but I made sure I went to bed early and woke up after 10 hours of deep, restful sleep. Now I am the greatest basketball player who ever lived. This would have been useful advice, oh, 50 years ago. THANKS FOR NOTHING LEBRON.

I normally don’t take pleasure in the pain of others but, welp, here we are. Wilson exists solely to injure other people. Karma’s a bitch.

1) Screeching tires on dirt roads

Notre Dame is undefeated, which will be some consolation after Clemson bulldozes them. Oklahoma’s has no defense whatsoever, which will put them at a bit of a disadvantage against Bama. That’s gonna get ugly. Ohio State has absolutely no business even being in the conversation after being trounced by Purdue and

I do. I would like to see what they can do, because I know what Bama is going to do to Oklahoma’s turnstile defense.  

How quickly we have forgotten Bama steamrolling Notre Dame into the turf. 

The lesson here, as always, is that sportswriters are idiots. I can’t wait to see Florida State ranked in the preseason top 5. Again. 

Brilliant! There would be absolutely no debate over teams 9 and 10. When the NCAA announces the 68 TEAMS in March Madness, no one complains! There is never an avalanche of “who got snubbed” commentaries.

the greatest shooter of this era

Look, I get it when a player says “I don’t want to be the next XXXX, I want to be my own player.” But if you can be the next Steph Curry, um, DO IT. 

Maybe? I don’t think there’s anyone who deserves to be in the conversation. No one had ever hit 300 3's in a season, then Curry hit 400. 

As always, thanks for doing Actual Journalism. Your writing is consistently great.

Meanwhile, Leitch continues to fail upwards. He represents every blogger cliché, and yet he keeps landing sweetheart gigs. I loved to hate-read his movie reviews here. “I don’t know anything about cinema, but this is my blog, so here