1) Dear Ian from Sihanoukville, you’re a fucking idiot. You used Google translate the English transliteration of a Khmer word into English? Don’t you have people close to you who can explain how things work? You probably wonder how mall maps know “You are here”.

Klang means “strong”. You could have asked literally…

You sound like a slightly smarter version of Trump when you rant about the Constitution. It was written precisely to avoid what we’re going through now, but the Founding Fathers, for all their prescience, never imagined that all three branches of government and the press would all go in the tank together. I suppose I…

I get the joke, but yeah, Durkin and Meyer deserve a nod here.

(Side note: The sports media hive mind’s hard-on for the Buckeyes is baffling and sickening. A week after getting lucky against my alma mater, Maryland, the CFB media was fapping away at OSU’s triumph in a game in which they surrendered 39 POINTS. I’m a Mar…

Just because he hasn’t doesn’t mean he hasn’t tried. There’s nothing Gruden can’t screw up. If he tried to throw a player out of an airliner at 40,000 feet the guy would land safely and end up Super Bowl MVP.

He’s not currently a coach. Or maybe he is. I haven’t checked the Maryland news today. (Disclaimer: Two-time Maryland alum. Embarrassed and disgusted at what’s become of the athletic department.)

Pffft. I disagree. Typical Deadspin bias. Sure, these coaches all suck, but I can’t believe they put Gruden, Gruden and Gruden on this list, but somehow managed to leave off Gruden. Putting Gruden on the list over Gruden just shows what a bunch of Gruden-homers the Deadspin staff are, and their disproportionate hate…

I’m a lifelong O’s fan, so their implosion was painful to watch. I’m not sure they’re as bad as Gruden’s hysterical shitshow, or Buffalo being Buffalo, but if there’s a Worst Athlete award, it absolutely, positively must go to Chris Davis. You’ve heard of the Chris Davis shift? Pitcher, catcher, and 7 guys in the…

They were going to struggle to make the playoffs, with Yankees and Red Sox with their kajillion-dollar rosters. But I expected them to be feisty and fun playing Buck Ball. It broke my heart, then, to see them not doing the “little things” that helped them win 90ish wins per season, five years in a row. It looked like…

On the other hand, they chose to start Nathan Peterman AGAIN. A fire hydrant could play the position better. Or ME.

but when that player has the gall to celebrate the moment, the rigid fundamentalism comes roaring back in and sportsmanship suddenly becomes a top priority for them.

It’s amazing how heated people can get when discussing overpaid coaches who will never beat Nick Saban.

Came here to say this. Megatron decided to fold up the tents and go home rather than continue slogging away with the Lions and, by extension. Stafford.

I think it’s so cute how the NFL hive mind is still waiting for Stafford to blossom. Not to mention Sam “Hodor” Bradford. I’m more of a college fan, and it baffles me to no end how people who get paid truckloads of money to evaluate players continue to whiff, especially on the most important position in professional…

This is incredibly poor taste. The kid is barely off the field and you’re comparing him to Blake Bortles. Too soon, man. Too soon.

I watched this live and I’ll never forget Keith Jackson’s reaction. I’ll see your McGahee and raise you a Marcus Lattimore.

Tru dat yo. If you HATE AMERICA and WANT THE TERRORISTS TO WIN, there are more appropriate ways to show it.

You are a bad person and the reason America is dead. Kaep made more in one season in the NFL than you will make in your life, and Nike is paying him millions. 

Yup, you would think that people who get paid to understand the NFL would know this. The sports media hive mind had a collective chubby for the Raiders two seasons ago, before they promptly re-Raidered. As you and other commenters have noted, last year’s Jags team was an aberration, and this year is normal. They…

“Easy there, fella. I’m the embodiment of evil, but comparing me to Mark Davis is in poor taste.”
-- Voldemort

My thoughts exactly. If you’re dog isn’t glad to see you, you’re a bad person. ITS CALLED SCIENCE SHEEPLE. I would take the trash out and when I walked back in seven seconds later my dogs acted like I’d just come home from the war.