The Problem With A Poo

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I gotta say, this whole “commenting on internet forums” thing just doesn’t seem to be working out for you. Maybe you could, oh, I don’t know, shovel entrails at a slaughterhouse? Maybe work as a crash test dummy?

If, by “this article”, you mean “HelloHowAreYou”, I completely agree! Go play on the roof, bootlicker.

I’m done reading this garbage...

Actually, an alarmingly large slice of the population believes this... and they vote.

The bootlicker flag is in violation of the actual flag code. Why didn’t they just go ahead and wear their Klan robes?

The copfucker flag is a violation of the ACTUAL FLAG CODE and an affront to those of us in the non-bootlicker crowd. You are a craven piece of shit and YOU are the reason this country is so completely fucked. Put on your hood and go burn a cross, knuckledragger.

I do this all the time, when I’m totally not guilty of something and I want to draw attention to it in a way that’s totally not suspicious. The ineptitude of these knuckledraggers would be hilarious if it weren’t for the whole, you know, systematic dismantling of American democracy and selling us out to our most…

I missed the part where I should care. 

It’s so they can say, “I had a one-on-one with the president! This of course was before he declared martial law, nullified the elections and started a race war.”

As a former journalist in Washington, DC, I can say with some degree of expertise that you are just plain wrong. 

Trump is senile, proudly ignorant, and dumb as a box of hammers. He has no long game. He is merely fortunate to live in a time when reporters are more interested in promoting their own brand then, um, reporting.

 I can’t wait for the week 17 headline that the Raiders have to forfeit because they don’t have enough players to field a team. I knew it was going to be bad but hoo boy did I underestimate.

“Dončić doesn’t check those boxes exactly, but he’s an impressive athlete nonetheless. His balance and body control are obviously at a very high level, and he everything he does looks smooth enough to win him an A on any possible eye test.”

Oh, just say it. He’s white. FFS, I can’t believe we’re still having these…

I would chew off an arm to see this happen.

It’s a slippery slope. You let them wear cat makeup, and the next thing you know you've got a homosexual gymnast wanting to enter a three-way marriage with a cactus and a refrigerator. Pretty sure I saw that on Facebook.

Yeah, who wants to watch the team that won the Super Bowl versus a team that was one quarter away from playing them? 

OVERRATED. It’s been, like, months since they won a title.

And sit out the fourth quarter.