Seriously, how does Sark keep getting jobs. He is objectively a terrible coach. I could do better, and I am willing to prove this for a mere half his salary. 

You mean the game where Alabama lost with no time on the clock on a fluke play you will never see again in your lifetime? SABAN SUCKS.  

I see what you mean, but I think it's a valid question to ask. Will he be remembered for his success on the field, or, like Paterno, his failures off the field? 

He acted like a child who was forced to apologize. 

On the one hand, we have a systemic cover up of habitual domestic abuse by a violent lowlife. On the other hand, Meyer wins a lot of FOOTBAW. So much to consider.

Hey, everyone, That Guy is here! We can start the party! TOTAL WITCH HUNT. NO ABUSE. WHY ISN’T THE DISHONEST MEDIA TALKING ABOUT CROOKED HARBAUGH. 

Yep. They're not saying they want to put out quality content at an affordable price. They're saying they want to raid other, struggling organizations and put them out of business. 

They were going to give him a slap on the wrist, but decided that was too harsh. The bitch probably had it coming, amirite fellas? 

Without Meyer against Rutgers, OSU is in danger of only winning by 28.

Umm, I didn’t realize there were Adrian Peterson fans out there.

Puh-leeze. That was 8,672 scandals ago. 8,676. 8,682... Seriously, this is the sort of bone dumb lie that should dog a "politician" until the end of time. He made up an imaginary friend to slag one of the world's great cities but ZOMG DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT FAMOUS CELEBRITY SAID IN RESPONSE TO TRUMP'S LATEST TWEET!?!?!

Yep. "I'm not good enough to locate a pitch that accurately, especially on the first pitch of the game!" End of controversy. 

It's so cute that that the league, the media and the fans keep waiting for Hodor to blossom as a quarterback. 

I was a Markakis fan when he was in Baltimore and sad to see him go. Having said that, athletes don’t have career years this late into their careers. Sports has taught us that if it appears too good to be true, it is.

British postal codes make sense to Brits and absolutely no one else. They can be from 2 to 7 characters, either letters or numbers, and there is no set format. From Wikipedia: “The structure of a postcode is a one or two-letter postcode area code named after a local city, town or area of London, one or two digits…

I was a computer programmer for eight years at UPS. US postal codes are nine digits, but you can still use five. Nine gives more precision.

I worked as a computer programmer at UPS for eight years, on the module which determines rates. What you wrote is simply incorrect.

I’ve been using a line from Chidi on The Good Place. “Lies are like tigers. They’re bad.”

Which is why you like to say it?

Both are better than my technique, which requires a circular saw, three live trout and a mariachi band.