You win the internet.

He might be a bad husband, but he makes up for it by being a bad lawyer.

When I look at Steve King I think of Ted Bundy, with those eyes that are both intense and empty. In both cases the windows to the soul open to an empty room. That is one crazy, evil motherfucker. And so was Ted Bundy. Just we’re clear, if it seems like I’m comparing a US Congressman to the most notorious serial killer…

And you can be sure he’s run the numbers. His uncle taught at MIT, after all.

So, we can add “dictatorship” to the list of “Things Trump Doesn’t Understand”. FFS he’s praising Kim Jong Un and slagging Justin Trudeau. There is so much wrong with this North Korea circus, but I feel unclean seeing how badly he covets what Kim has. Would our Supreme Leader execute journalists if he could? You bet…

Pfft. Never let facts get in the way of a condescending rant.

This isn’t getting enough love.

“Love thy neighbor, unless they’re brown and don’t speak MURCAN, in which case, fuck ‘em.” IT’S THE BIBLE MORANS.

I’m starting to think the Attorney General of the United States isn’t terribly interested in the law.

Allow me to point out for the kajillionth time that Jefferson Beauregard was one of the first to be outed for being in cahoots with Uncle Vlad. His skeleton should be dangling from a rope beneath a gallows, but instead…

DERP DERP MAN’S GAME DERP DERP PETE ROSE DERP DERP GOTTA PLAY HURT

They’ve got plenty of cap space. I did a quick Google search, and apparently their payroll for next season is ZERO DOLLARS.

“I look like a fool for going all in on CM Punk. Perhaps I should focus more on promoting the organization’s best fighters... OR, I could get more negative press by bringing in an unrepentant piece of shit! GENIUS.”

I love watching MMA but it’s getting harder to justify interest in the UFC, since it’s mostly about…

I’ll answer this when he shows some remorse.

This is such a shame. I was such a big horse racing fan before I read this. What will I ever do with those three spring Saturdays in the future? If I can’t trust billionaires in an elitist and anachronistic sport which only matters for one month out of the year, then the terrorists have already won.

I certainly applaud the sentiment, but as long as Feige is printing money, cranking out the same old formulaic movies every year, he isn’t changing a thing.

You beat me to it. Dang it.

Whoa ho ho! You are hi-LAR-ious, dawg! Because women only make tearjerkers or rom coms, amirite? I mean, imagine how bad it would have been if a woman made, oh, I don’t know, Zero Dark Thirty, or We Need to Talk About Kevin? Preach, brother.

Anyway, the Jackson-Punk fight was inexplicably given a spot on UFC 225's pay per view card

I didn’t watch precisely because CM Punk was on the card. I want to watch good fighters fight, not watch Dana White make money.

I’m sorry, for a second there it seemed like you were comparing the greatest basketball player of all time to a professional wrestler. That’s like saying Boyardee and Bourdain were both chefs.