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This is what I was looking for.

Here's hoping he doesn't let this opportunity of a lifetime slip through his...no, sorry, I can't.

Good news for JPP, as his new contract is laden with sack incentives.

Good for JPP. I’m sure he’s had that date scribbled all over his calendar.

“As his new contract is completely in his own hands.”

“Ya know you talking about having some drinks, then you talking bout havin a few more then you talking about needing to get home, then you talking about looking for a ride, then you talking about driving yourself then you talking about an OWI.”

He was originally sentenced to 15 months of confinement, but was given credit for time served in DC.

McNabb: [commissions “2015 Daytime Work Release Winner” banner]

if he wasn’t Donovan McNabb and this was his second DUI offense he’d be in Tent City for quite a while.

Gridiron Gang 2: Tent City

This would’ve never happened if Andy Reid were still alive.

This is good.

I bet he’ll barf during his first big prison fight.

McNabb has filed an appeal based on the fact that he didn’t know what a BAC was.

Defense Attorney: “Donovan, I know it’s a stressful situation being arrested, but did you really have to throw up on me in our huddle at sentencing?”

18 days. Too much or too little. What do you guys think?

eagles offer contract for week 11.