Good grief!

Nah, coming of age in the ‘80’s and early ‘90’s was amazing. I could make a long list of reasons why it was great but I don’t have the time. I don’t have the time to tell you all the great stories I’ve experienced either. Also, I grew up in the Southwest. If there was any flannel it was only worn for about 2 months…

Born in ‘75 here. Us kids would still organize our own sports when there wasn’t organized sports going on. Anyone out there ever play “Smear The Queer”? I know the name is offensive today but I didn’t know it a the time. It might as well have been called “Tackle The Kid With The Ball”.

Several models of the “Mommy Helicopter” have now been decommissioned by the Nanny State as a result of this ruling.

“You brothers gotta stop killing yourselves!”

... And then the both of you formed an Oasis cover band.

I haven’t watched it. McNabb’s lack of drunkeness could be due to body size and/or tolerance. I was 6’2” and 210 lbs. when I blew a .21. I wasn’t stumbling drunk either. It was just a normal night and a normal buzz for me because my body learned to tolerate it.

Ahem! Former jock/current nerd to you, sir.

Thanks for opening your mind, Quaid.

Thanks but all the credit should go to the editors who came up with those headlines.

Thanks but I didn’t come up with those headlines.

Dude, I agree with you but you can’t argue with these folks. Deadspin has now become like the rest of Gawker Media aka “Pitchfork Nation”. Just try to leave funny comments and don’t try to engage in debate with most of these folks. Keep the spirit of Deadspin’s past in your heart and mind.

Riki Rachtman approves.

“Great minds think alike.”

Cohaagen is sending Richter and various other goons to kill JPP. Gotta keep charging the Martians for that air...

Somebody should give him Mark Grace’s phone number.

.17? Pfffft!!! Come talk to me when you blow a .21. Seriously, I was a raging but functional alcoholic for about 16 years. I refused the breathalyzer on the highway so NHP took me downtown where I was given the option of giving blood or the doing breathalyzer. The officer’s reaction was, “DAMN, I knew you had a few…

I’d be fine with any of these opponents...

I graduated high school in ‘94 so in my day it still took 30-45 minutes to download one nude pic of Janine Lindemuller or any other 90’s pornstar. Magazines under the mattress were still the thing. The ocassional VHS tape was sometimes handed around too.