God/Allah/Buddha/Zeus, please hurry and let the NFL save us from this desperate time of sports depravity.

Now this would’ve been a PERFECT year for the Saints to do HBO Hardknocks.

“Hashtag activism hasn’t saved any lives, just makes people feel better.”

Sometimes I just imagine Colin Cowherd being mauled by a Bear and giggle at how high-pitched his squealing would be...

Actually, the Bulls trading Aldridge for Tyrus “fucking” Thomas was the dumbest team on earth ever to be associated with Mr. Aldridge.

That’s fucking awesome and ironic, I was at the White Sox/Cards game last night and was honestly thinking if anyone had ever ran onto the field and got away with it, finding someone among 25-30,000 people with a brief description has to be a tall task for security unless they were black.

Brilliant, you cynical bastard.

So NOT worth listening to THREE god damn “Doritos 3D Crunch” ads.

That’s a really pussy way to Win.

Jose Petty Jr.

“...but when you’re getting six inches off the plate it’s pretty tough to face him.”

Wrong Cali team