To each their own. I will proudly wear the dummy name tag if it means less videos of PEOPLE SCREAMING FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON AND CALLING IT HUMOR!!!!

Uh, are you even a real Imgurian? This is what we use for scale:

Goop?!

this is horrible, i hope he can roat in jail

I don't even care. My personal privacy is nothing compared to protecting a child. Most of my emails are related to career, family and a few kind of personal health related things. But I know I've got nothing criminal to hide, so it really doesn't bother me.

I knew you were around here somewhere!

Absolutely but it mimics the not-so-subtle sexism in the comedy world so I am accustomed to it. I don't want to dismiss sexism — it exists and is pernicious — it's just that it didn't stop me from becoming a comedian and it didn't stop me from podcasting. There are awful people everywhere. The earth is literally shot…

How excited are you that The Talk doesn't have Jenny McCarthy?

Wow, #notallmen in RECORD time.

" I don't understand how you didn't get that."

No need to be rude just because I disagreed with you. At the end of the day, those people's problems won't ruin my day.

I mean J. Lo did warn us she was REAL like a decade ago?

The Buzzfeed-like title drew me in. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.