Ya, honestly, I've been studying this shit since I was 12. I always wanted to work with Ebola oddly enough. And, as I am 31 now, I would probably be neck deep if I hadn't changed my path. So between that and this gluten shit I am basically ripping my hair out dealing with idiots.

I was originally on my way to being an Epidemiologist and I am a math and stats nerd. I would like to add on that in the vicinity of a Whole Foods the number jumps from 33% to approximately 100%. I don't know about you, but it doesn't make sense to me, as someone with some small amount of expertise, that…

"I would wager the 'psychiatrists' are actually psychologists and they messed up the nomenclature."

He just fell in love with a cute boy from ISIS.

Invades human beings personal space for a living.

I was awakened to a loud crash at 5 am this morning (Sunday morning). Look outside and see a Volvo station wagon embedded in a few parked cars. Immediately I thought, station wagon = family so I grabbed my phone and ran out in only my underwear while dialing 911. I have trained as an EMT and come from a medical…

Hey kid, gonna be serious for a moment. A lot of us deal wih tragedy in different ways. I agree it is in poor form, so soon, and particularly in a article announcing his passing for the first time. But, most are probably good people who just deal with grief differently. Sometimes when we are suffering and feeling…

Don't you need a letter from a congressman or senator or somebody already in the military for a long time? This smells of Weiner and Petraeus...

Relevant... I am dating myself.

;) well done.

Mormons like to go door to door and ride bikes and dress like this while they proselytize about Joseph Smith pooping out golden Xenus while you are trying to take a shit and waiting patiently for a package to arrive causing you to trip over your own underwear and hit your head while running for the door expecting…

NFL vs. Parking Enforcement is nature's Bengals vs. Panthers. No winners here gentlemen.

I get it, the easy firing of a lame duck. But the precedent is gonna bite them in the ass.

Rookie hazing doesn't sound so bad now, does it...

His love of high-school girls is not going to end well in this day and age...

For those not in the know, if memory serves, Howard and the staff knew of the video and slush funded like $20K to buy it from him. They had a screening live on the show and it is basically the greatest thing ever. IIRC they may have had the ex on the show at one point to discuss it as well (I could be wrong about this…

Way til try a DS4 and it's 6-7 hr battery life... Fuuuuuck. Still the best. But, it's a hell of a caveat.

The issue is that many normal folks with an absurdist taste in words think that the act of killing another human being is so batshit that it can ONLY be taken as hyperbole. But, we are in a climate of insanity prevailing and so many people say shit like this in a way that is not facetious. Therefore, unless you are a…

Maybe he and my mom's new dog Bleu can get together with Ice Cube and Cheese from The Wire and open up a place to compete with Second State.

Byob? I'm all for not doing a big wedding. But you don't have to go full-Jew (not that any Jewish weddings don't have an open bar). I think you could spring for a keg of Coors Light or something. Potluck? I'm beginning to think you are just cheap.