Good.

^duh^

It is interesting that SO MANY people know Baltimore is the STD capital of the country. Like, we all obviously made a point of saying, "unless it affects my cock or vag, I really don't care about public health statistics and epidemiology."

I'm fucking dying. This is the funniest fucking thing i have ever read in a long time. I am a serious proponent of couple's shower warfare and this great. "This'll teach ya to hog the water while I freeze in the corner... Dance!"