when they announced his name, i spent 2 whole days beign unable to fully concentrate because i kept writing bohemian rhapsody parody lyrics in my head. never fully coalesced in a full parody but some good limes were “scaramucci, scaramucci, can you do the trumps scandal” and “nothing really matters, anyone can see,…

85 mph, down the center of the plate? It was grooved and it might be Colon’s best career pitch.

My wife thinks I’m a psychopath sitting here crying and rewatching it on my phone 22 times.