I don’t think he was intended to be anything but a blocking TE?

LOL @ Simmons thinking Kevin Durant or any top free agent would pick Boston. Also, no one cares about Danny Ainge’s first round draft picks. Also, I am a Celtics fan.

So you’re saying there’s a precedent??

No! It renders all previous goal scoring moot

The most exciting NHL game I ever watched was game 5 of the 2000 finals and that game was 0-0 into the third overtime before Dallas scored.

Thing # 1,023 I now hate about wrestling: They think the zoom in and out on each punch is a good idea.

I hate college basketball. I refuse to believe anyone in the country can simultaneously know if Buffalo, Northern Iowa, Hampton and Weber State are good or not.

I feel like if Reilly had an agent, or a wife, or a friend or even just somebody on the street he could run things by, he could have been advised not to take a photo with his shirt off.

LOL @ any Chiefs fan that laughed at the penalties the Patriots got for deflategate!

Cap Gymnastics sounds like a great name for a salary cap related blog.

genius.

You don’t find beach towels are typically a lot thinner than regular bath towels?

With your permission, I am stealing this method of neatly addressing all of the things in the Funbag that drive me completely up the wall in a single post.

Haha! My whole life, until I moved out of my parents house, I used 7 towels a week. My whole family did, I don’t think my mom ever stopped washing towels.

I just tasted an organic banana on Sunday. I alternately wish I had eaten organic bananas my entire life and that I could taste it again for the first time.

My girlfriend blows her nose into her hand and then washes it off with the shower stream.

I usually blow into my hand ... it prevents a snot rocket from landing directly in my pubes.

Please allow me to the 546th bozo to point out that Jesse Ventura was a mayor before he was a governor, so he had some experience.

freaking Dwayne Wayne!

Hooters above Bob Evans? Can we get a recount?