I remember there was an episode of Full House where a kid named Rusty(?) kept pulling pranks. And each time everyone wanted to blame Uncle Joey and he would deny ever pulling that prank....except few weeks prior when he conceivably pulled each and every one of the pranks in a single visit to....Sizzler.

Which episode was that from?

But that salad dressing!

1. Benihana (average points: 7.67) I have never seen a Benihana resturaunt with my eyes. Even driving miles and miles and miles on the highway.

Okay, if you grew up in the 80s when collecting baseball cards was life, would you rather find these Ty Cobb cards or win the lottery?

I’d be infinitely more thrilled if McDavid hadn’t had the worst rotten luck and ended up in Edmonton, land of horrible mismanagement. And they’ll probably win the lottery again this year.

Okay, he wins the tip off, 5 guys surround him, how does he dribble? How does he advance the ball?

No I mean, he has 5 guys surround him. He can’t pass to anyone and they don’t have to guard anyone else, that’s different.

<insert Daniel Bryan Yes! chant here>

2x Super Bowl champion

‘What the hell was I thinking?’

Go Pats!

His sentence for the kidnapping (or the murders) should have been for him to be tied to a wheel chair and have Leslie Nielsen push him down the stairs and off the upper deck at Dodger Stadium.

Okay, so they surround him....how does he get a shot off?

TBH, I really liked my mugshot. I hate every other picture that’s taken of me, so in retrospect I should have gotten a copy of it.

It really looks like traveling.

Vote for whoever you think can best preserve, protect and defend the Constitution, whether it’s a man or woman.

Wasn’t there an episode of Law & Order SVU like this? The blonde ADA intentionally gave a lenient plea bargain to a total POS just to get him to admit to the crime, while hoping the Judge would reject it and nail his ass for the maximum. And it worked!

<crickets>

Entitled baby boomer. Yeah, the oddest part of that reply was the thing I didn’t get about that. But it’s still laughable to consider that Cam Newton is more criticized than Tom Brady. Like I’m kind of doubled over and out of breath because I laugh so much at that notion.