Just because you are a hater, it’s making you see things that aren’t there, and it shows you are weak minded.

Do you even read, bro? If you did, you would know that 3 of the 4 Colts balls measured at half time were under 12.5 PSI. That is in the report. Go read it.

9/11 truther logic alert! Sound the alarm!

Your dislike of the Pats makes you believe silly things. Makes you look mentally weak.

Holy shit, no wonder health care costs so much.

I have, in the past, made lunch for work and ended up eating out that day.

No, they are regular habits that I have that I occasionally stray from.

I like to make my lunch for work the night before, but sometimes I do it in the morning.

I don’t know, but it hardly seems like good basis to assume I am a bad landscaper or that Brady did something wrong.

I usually mow my lawn every Saturday, but sometimes I mow it on Friday.

I was a full time righty, but then I got a bunch of stitches and switched to southpaw and never made it back.

Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever skipped a question in a Funbag, but I breezed right through that question about Magic Cards.

Nolan Ryan is a man’s man. He’s John Wayne.

College sports are the worst. How can anyone simultaneously know how good Georgia Southern, Temple, Nevada and Middle Tennessee are at a given moment?

Dude the issue is that the standards are so low. Even though the NFLPA stupidly agreed to it, is it fair?

Yes, with hands on watermelon head.

I hate the Cards and don’t care for the Astros, but this is one of my favorite home runs of all time. The spot Pujols and the Cards were in, and the excitement in the stadium, and he quite simply annhiliated that ball’s existence. He ruined Lidge for years. It was like telling a kid Santa Claus, the Easter bunny at…

From head to toe, that style is from a different planet.

Look at freaking Ozzie Smith throwing down at the drop of the hat.

Is the goal to become a robot?