This result makes me happy because screw Bill Simmons.

deflating tail is the best part.

Here is me arguing the accusations. Roger Goodell took away first round draft picks from the Patriots for Deflategate and Spygate. He fined them lots of money. He doesn't appear to be that afraid of really nailing the Patriots, why would he then just sweep all those other unsubstantiated accusations under the rug?…

I love the first gasp when everyone instantly realizes it's a home run and then the second gasp when they realize it cleared the bleachers.

I was a history major, so the Hitler thing was everywhere and my thinking (right or wrong) was that so many people were obsessed with Hitler and Nazis because....secretly they liked it. They were impressed with his ability to unite Germany and they didn't like Jewish people. Is that too far off base?

I'm going to create another account so I can approve this twice.

OK dude, I gotta work so get off the computer and back to the Legos or Dungeons and Dragons and leave me alone.

No, I was laughing at your shitty attempt at humor. I also didn't know 'panties in a twist' had a time stamp on it. It's not really that common, so I think it's rather unique. And appropriate in your case.

LOL 2003 called and wants their Boston accent jokes back!

Just simply, look at this case outside of the vacuum of your dislike of the Patriots.

If your panties are in a twist now, what are you going to do next year when they revert to Pissed Off Patriots again? That raging boner you have for the Patriots is gonna get awfully constricted.

You do remember how BountyGate went, right?

Do you wear a tin foil hat so the CIA can't read your brain?

Ok Jets fan, find me a single passage from the report that you can even loosely define as ‘direct evidence.’

You used the words direct and evidence together in this story when they do not belong.

Just curious...... 9/11 was an inside job, yes or no?

LOL do you have banners hanging in your garage with 4 blank spots where the Pats won?

LOL @ evidence directly contradicted him

I enjoy his Foodspin articles?

I love this article.