Hey writer, exactly how do you fit the giant boner you have for Simmons into your underwear? Tuck it into the waistband of your tighty whiteys? Hold something infront of it to block? Just don't stand up??

Yeah I know, but shouldn't the goal be like the NFL where every team draws ratings? I know it's a million light years away, but they don't even try.

The bat.

Either way, it's a marquee game. I understand they are the number 2 market and a nationally popular team, but the NHL does nothing to try and market any other team besides CHI, PIT, PHI, BOS, NYR, WAS, DET and LA...maybe BUF. I realize the NHL and the NFL are astronomical units apart, but look at the NFL putting each…

Yes... I am tickled pink that they are starting to become awful.

I like Jamie Benn too. I just think Toews is the best offense/defense combo forward.

really strong group of writers?

Bless you.

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I do not hate the Blackhawks. I do actually think Toews is the best player in the league.

Clay Buchholz has a working vagina, I am sure.

You missed one part: "What we more probably than not have here is a willful participant to rule-breaking/cheater."

Dated reference, but quality.

Well, in the Saints case they had actual direct evidence. Here they have inferences made from text messages.

Look at you getting all legalese in a debate over the air inside of a ball made of dead pig parts.

For the record, their 'evidence' is the following:

More like 'when ever there is cheating THAT PEOPLE CARE ABOUT going on in the NFL it involves the Patriots? SMH...'

Yes, I will take the Patriots and the over vs. the Colts.

LOL @ NFL:

That last guy just ruined the pause button for me, forever.