Skydome...it was Montreal Toronto interleague.

In 2000, my friend and I took a freaking plane trip all the way to Canada from Pennsylvania. It was ostensibly to visit Canada, see the Hockey Hall of Fame and the Stanley Cup, but it was also more than a little to see Vlad play at SkyDome.

This is why the NBA is lame. There are two teams that can win the title: Lebron Jameses and the Spurs. Just hit fast forward.

Each of them looks like they traced a circle with the bottom of a soda can and filled the rest in with a Sharpie.

Now I'm hungry for both breakfast and dinner.

How fast was that asshole driving??

Uh oh, if I were the owner of the Marlins I would have liked to know about this before that insanely gigantic contract got signed.

Now would be the time to mention that the one thing she loved more than myself, or really anything at this point in her life, was her dog, a pomeranian/poodle mix named Sparky.

Re: Reading the wrong winner's name by accident or on purpose, the Academy has said that if someone did that, an accountant would immediately come out and announce the real winner. They explained that when clarifying that Jack Palance did read Marisa Tomei's name correctly.

Jerry is last, obviously.

Trefoils are just re-branded dog treats.

My lord, it's a roll of the dice for either Mariota or Winston. I'd almost lean towards the lineman from USC.

Haha translate this into coherent English.

I want that Patriots helmet. Also, the Falcons, Panthers, Seahawks, Vikings and Chiefs need to make the change.

Gotta be from Russia?

You realize you are taking a hard line stance on touchdown celebrations? I'm interested in hearing your penalty for something pertinent to the game like holding or a blow to the head? Immediate trip to the electric chair?

LOLOLs

Some people just don't want to let anything get in the way of dying young.

That's hideous.