Habitual? Okay, so you have SpyGate and.....? What other cheating have they done besides that to consider them habitual? Don't you see dude, when you let your sports fan blindness force you to make statements that are—at best jaded and at worst untrue—it just makes you look silly.

How many shooters do you think were on the Grassy Knoll?

Did you even read the story? First sentence:

Danny McBride as Charlie Steiner is about as perfect as it gets. You should get an Oscar for suggesting it.

That's a rather slim Hit Dawg. He definitely got larger.

Oh I'm painfully aware.

Asshole Pena next to him then hit the GW HR.

I don't think I was ever more pissed about a play in sports than when Albert Belle hit a home run in the 11th inning against the Red Sox in game 1 of the 1995 ALDS. I stayed up on a school night through two rain delays for a game that went 11 innings, only to see the Red Sox take the lead top 11 and lose it bottom 11…

Black Olive and Pineapple is the selection to make if you want to enjoy your pizza, even if your server will look at you like you are ALF or some other type of Alien.

Did anyone catch that Connery said he left Trebek's name in the snow, but it was 'in his mother's handwriting'? I thought the crowd missed that part.

Okay, defensively.

Did he have to do that? I thought everyone just blamed Roger Goodell??

Do you even know that opponents are set for the next 4 years, bro?

He has, but the Patriots have blown his doors off each time.

Drive for Five?

I understand you are blinded by your Patriots hatred but here is their schedule:

The Patriots are repeating. Sorry guys!

Were they rapidly aging and in cap hell that year too?

All it took was beating playoff poison Cincinnati, then hell in a hang bag Denver, before getting Awful Waffled Salute Your Shorts-style by the Patriots.

Roberto Alomar. I hated the early 90s Blue Jays teams and then he spit in Hirshbeck's face.