Classic 'publican

Don't bring takis into this, those are damn delicious!

What? Noooo, not the virginal Madonna!

Eh, most of 'em end in divorce anyway, so I guess it's a gamble.

If there is no gift, then it's a bit more important. Guess it depends on the occasion. Whatevs, I like cards, dag nammit!

Got da drop top with the Evil Emancipation Proclamation rims, yah yahhh

I don't know why Crowe ever got cast as a "hero", he's such an awesome villain.

Yeah, I was doing some writing the other day and was noticing how poor my handwriting has gotten. Gotta practice more.

Yeah, in hindsight, I used the wrong word there, should have used "perplexing".

Well, my name's Evil Lincoln
and I'm here to say…

Woaaaah, two??

My one relative gets me the same card for every caisson.

It is really odd, but I guess we aren't all creative and/or have nice handwriting.

Yes, context is right. You did not work WITH this person. You met him! I was referring to people who marry co-workers.

"rehabilitate all the rappers & basketball players"

or…or what?

Forever calling them "Hot Taeks" now. Thankee.

ahhhh, so that was what those hoochies were screaming about in the one Pac song!

Makes so, so much sense. These cards are so goddamn insincere.

Hallmark should sue this dad.