Eh, close enough. Cousin Brick doesn't say much, but when he does it usually involves fuckin' chickens.

No, but there is of the body double's.

Nope, you get Hodor.

They got Archie Bunker's chair, might as well have this monstrosity.

Current sex ed class just consists of watching a montage of all the rape scenes.

Ecstasy?

Oh dear! Well, OK then, carry on!

"Kimmy Schmidt, But A Guy and Not Funny" was the first thought that popped into my head.

*studio audience groans*

Praying for little-to-no backstory.

Ignatiy is just destroying lately. That review of The House was just brutal.

Fuckin A, that is good to hear. Keep on kickin' ass.

A real conversation starter, I guess. Hope you're doing better, Pa.

Are you happy with said reality? If so, carry on!

Wow. That sounds completely awful.

OK, now that is SUPER depressing, dik!

He's probably on here, too. Or, uhhh, somewhere else.

That's cool. I dunno, it just seems desperate?

I've always found people getting married to a co-worker…quite depressing.

Saving that for sweeps week. Gonna be a hoot!