This is what this TV show should be about.

You should go on the show and just straight up destroy them, Cine.

Wrassling incites violence! Sad?

"You once were a generous lover."
"Have you weighed yourself lately?"
"Many shortcomings to come."

Caveman style, I like!

Oooooooh, a new twist! Now I just have to watch this TV special airing in the doldrums of summer.

The History Channel claims the Smithsonian is just fake news.

"Don't look directly at the sun."
"Don't trust men who walk with canes."
"Your outlook is bright. But not as bright as the sun."

Whadda want? Another Katy Perry scandal?

My bet is on sack of potatoes. Possibly sentient.

The Yung Pope himself!

Oooh, a new twist! Now I just have to watch this TV special airing in the doldrums of summer.

We crave, no…we NEED distractions from the chaos as of late

It's the History Channel, not actual historians.

Damn, fortune cookies are getting real deep!

The experts at the History channel have struck gold!

No proof needed, I believe you!

From Pete's Dragon to…Malick….to Straw Dogs…this movie has everything one could want!

Ouch. Pointy!

Pittsburgh? Lolz