Nooo, not Iron Man! He's a role model!

Why oh why did I think hiring Chester Cheeto MD as my proctologist was a good idea?!

Ooooh no, not the extra spicy ones!

We are DEVO.

HopeAssSolo? She'll knock yer block off for even joking about her butt.

Skipped it. Ain't falling for the whole "Oh, it's not a regular, crappy rom-com!" bullshit ever again!

I ain't switching to Kinja, thats for fuckin' sure.

Your handle, on the other hand… perfection.

I knew I didn't like math for a reason. Damn racist math!

hmmm…waiting on an approval for a stupid GIF post is a pet peeve.

Jeezus, just let Barb rest in peace already.

hehe, after dark, nice

Oh shit, I thought the Avocado was a joke people were making about the Onion. Cool, I'll check 'er out

Oooh, too good for a regular old barber, eh?

Pardon, was just trying to parse out what the hell happened. I'm better now, I see a bit clearer.

Yayy, golden me!

wtf is a nico lang

Yeah, that is why I was saying this is quite a good teachable moment regarding interweb responsibility.

Now we're talking. I see there is a private AV Club on there, not sure what it is like or if there is any loose affiliation.

Hell, I just got confused with this story. Luckily @flubbagunto:disqus schooled me on ye olde right wing propaganda.