Running, struggling to breath, falling, getting trampled to death by a horse, corpse molested, shallow mass grave, et al

It is the opposite of rape/pillage.

aaaand it already exists, pretty much.

It is the day of our independence! Maybe we should flee before getting kicked out on our asses. Send Univision a clear message of "Fuck yo'self sideways!"

Also, what the fuck with the hiccups. All day, off and on. Arrrgh!

The "blow me" part was a nice touch.

Kinda buzzed. Got some heartburn. Bit dizzy, sweaty.

hmmm…considering making a page on reddit for soon-to-be-ex-AVC members.

Bottoms up, duder!

I was gonna say…

*preps beer enema*

*eyes up stapler*

I was told there would be no math.

Mothers fuck aliens? No way! Maybe step moms. Baaaaaarb, you alien fucker yoooou!

That is a deep and meaningful love, time tested and true.

Fuckin' Barb.

"Now Comes in a New Re-sealable Bag!"

My heart goes out to thee. Stay strong.

#sponcon

I like the taste of a very….how should one say it, uhh, ah, ummm, specific kind of ass.