She does enjoy…the beef.

Fuuuuuck. That is like, step-mom personified.

Was her name Barb? Or maybe Cathy?

Chicken is much better than divorce papers, amigo.

what the…are you a 12 year old?

Money Ain't A Thang is straight dope, for sure. That beat, the sample, the arrogant pimp style, it's got it all.

Kinda jealous. Here I sit with a big bowl of piping hot gumbo and a beer.

I fell asleep both times watching it.

Ohhh no, "filing a grievance" is one of the more horrifying masturbatory antics that you've pulled.

My name is Dickh— uh, uhhh, I mean "George", and I'm addicted to being a snarky asshole 'bout pop culture on the innernets.

He got his filthy jizz on my trackpad!

I'm sitting RIGHT here!

Not even fit for marinating.

Nailed it. Not a good trait amongst the boomer generation. Let go already, shit.

Hmm. If I get sick and stay home, then he'll have to do my job, poorly, thus demonstrating my value to the company.

YOLOLOLOLO

Overly polite, passive aggressive, aggressive, drunk, drunk, and aggressively druuuuuunk

oOoOoOhhh, deep!

Tres bien!

He is the boss! It makes zero sense!