They can have all the Molsons. Bleccch.

what kind of asshole comes into work sick with a cold after a holiday weekend?

They gave the interns the day off.

Overrated, too.

Put 'em in your mouth
and suck 'em
AND SUCK 'EM

*town hall groans*

See what happens when you make blanket statements, Count? Feelings get hurt!

One sip o' that sweet coffee and I lose my mind to Jesus!

I neeeeeed to find that picture Cole has behind his desk.

Boy, you're in a right mood today, guvnor.

I re-watched that the other night.

Canada is the cuck that sits in the corner, jerking off while USA makes sweet, oily love to the UK.

Eh, baptists throw pretty good BBQs. And they gave me a free coffee on the way to work! Kinda like some hymns, too. Holy shit, I might be an armchair christian!

Totally. "Cucks luv mp3s! Sad!"

Any Jacques Dutronc? Dig that swingin' cat.

Oh shit, it's happening on wednesday?!

Highlight of the trip.

Pretty great, right? The only time I miss the USA is when I am feeling self-destructive. Oh, and I miss my folks.

Cool, man. Glad to hearing you're exercising. Keep it up!

Woahh, I just asked if you wanted coffee!