Ladies and gents, Danny Kaye!

And on a Thursday. Cutting a bit close there, mohel!

Pepperidge Farms?

Oh, I laughed far too hard at that.

Thanks for asking for me, buddy.

Woahhh, anyone else seeing advertisements for Israel bonds on here? What is happening

Oh, behave!

Crisco, wristwatch

I would, but I have a pistol in each hand.

Yeah, yeahhhhh, what he said!

Cheer up, the glue factory is calling.

What, its just a gun with a condom on it.

*starts Thom Yorke dancing in office*

People keep saying that, but I still don't know what it actually means.

This message brought to you by Tupperware.

Murder iz ok, but curssing? No way, Josee!

Fight fire with guns. Makes sense.

*MLB ump shrugs*

I had a similarly terrible thought.

Aw hey, is that the July issue?