Wasn't funny on Twitter, isn't funny on here.

I had a feeling it was some kind of weird back-handed compliment.

In Nova Scotia, they'll cut off your thumbs for such a crime.

Emily Spits is her cousin!

Power/Rangers?

Well, if ya sell your soul there are generally consequences, I guess!

Money, I would imagine.

Please tell us more about this…Kingdom of Wanking.

Pruple is my favorite color!

Next season on Rob Lowe: How Lowe Can You Go?

AVC has an odd relationship with Farmer Jim Twisty.

"I need to be able to pay for my DC apartment, my fucc boi love nest, my mistress's condo, and my home back in Utah, all on a congressman's salary? lolz!"

I had it on repeat by accident the other day and that was just fine.

Oh shit, no new Spoon on here! That's kind of a crime. What a greeat recooooord

Oh, he hated National even more than me.

I like it and all, but… I can totally see why people have a bit of trouble separating the persona/alter-ego/whatever he's doing from the music. It gets a bit grating, even for me, and I'm a fan.

Uhhh…I don't see Little Fictions on here. Something must have gone wrong.

Shit is tired. So, so tired.

and the footprints on the beach? Swamp Thing!

lol just re-watched that ep last night.