It is now my go-to official name for 'em.

We are a violent clan. Grandma Killjoy killed at least 4 people when she was a nurse back in the day. "Mercy killings" she said but we all knew she did it for the rush.

I love that Doucher Chaffetz is still writing/endorsing horseshit "housing stipend" legislature when he has one foot out the door en route to FN. Takes some serious balls.

Weekend at Bernie Sander's?

I killed him with my own two hands, so his opinion is totally fuckin' moot!

Aw, thanks, duder!

But his socks! HE WORE SOCKS!

Fiiiine, i'll steer clear, then!

Holy canoli, man, you gotta let 'er go

"President Peepaw" just rolls off the tongue.

*closes eyes, nods*

His improvised flame thrower did get him a "junior member" status for a brief stretch.

What's up, Hot Dog?

Hole through the knee? *shudders*

Cut to the blonde's belly

Then you ain't doing it right.

Tourism at it's finest, ladies and germs!

Oooh, pine cones! Great roughage!

*Tarantino's ears prick up*

You wanna take a big bite outta my hoagie butt?